W's 50 Dumbest Quotes
Have fun and read through the list, here.
My favorites:
44. "I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president."
42. "The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself."
37. "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."
29. "I don't know why you're talking about Sweden. They're the neutral one. They don't have an army."
28. "You forgot Poland." (ndlr: funny if you saw the debate!)
27. "I'm the master of low expectations."
24. "We need to counter the shockwave of the evildoer by having individual rate cuts accelerated and by thinking about tax rebates."
21. "The really rich people figure out how to dodge taxes anyway."
20. "My plan reduces the national debt, and fast. So fast, in fact, that economists worry that we're going to run out of debt to retire."
18. "See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
15. "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001
14. "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002
13. "But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me." —summing up his first year in office, three months after the 9/11 attacks, Washington, D.C., Dec. 20, 2001
9. "I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job."
7. “We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories … And we'll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them." —Washington, D.C., May 30, 2003
6. "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!" —President George W. Bush, as he narrated a comic slideshow during the Radio & TV Correspondents' Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 24, 2004
5. "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."
3. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
2. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
1. "My answer is bring them on." —on Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003
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My favorites:
44. "I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president."
42. "The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself."
37. "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."
29. "I don't know why you're talking about Sweden. They're the neutral one. They don't have an army."
28. "You forgot Poland." (ndlr: funny if you saw the debate!)
27. "I'm the master of low expectations."
24. "We need to counter the shockwave of the evildoer by having individual rate cuts accelerated and by thinking about tax rebates."
21. "The really rich people figure out how to dodge taxes anyway."
20. "My plan reduces the national debt, and fast. So fast, in fact, that economists worry that we're going to run out of debt to retire."
18. "See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
15. "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001
14. "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002
13. "But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me." —summing up his first year in office, three months after the 9/11 attacks, Washington, D.C., Dec. 20, 2001
9. "I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job."
7. “We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories … And we'll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them." —Washington, D.C., May 30, 2003
6. "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!" —President George W. Bush, as he narrated a comic slideshow during the Radio & TV Correspondents' Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 24, 2004
5. "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."
3. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
2. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
1. "My answer is bring them on." —on Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003
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